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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2007|04:43 am]
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drunk people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet [Apr. 14th, 2007|03:35 pm]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | blah]
[Present Tunes |Patsy Kline, "Stop the World and Let Me Off"]

The same goes for all technology, really.
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FUCK! [Apr. 14th, 2007|03:23 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | rejected]

I feel like a Damien Rice song.
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DRUNK! [Apr. 14th, 2007|02:04 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | drunk]

DRUNK!
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So I made this mix-tape, [Apr. 11th, 2007|02:21 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | sleepy]
[Present Tunes |probably one of the ones listed]

but it's not your average mix-tape. I compiled it from the perspective of a person who broke up with someone they've been going out with for a good amount of time, and then things just went to shit. So, if you have some of these songs, listen to them in this order and tell me what you think. If you want me to send you some of the songs you don't have let me know.

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I drunkenly wrote this last night. [Apr. 10th, 2007|12:21 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | drunk]

My eyes are blurry with drunken tears
for no reason.
I miss you when you're right here
for no reason.
I feel as though I may die
for no reason.
I need you, and I don't know why,
but there's a reason.
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2007|07:50 pm]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | crappy]
[Present Tunes |The Mountain Goats, "Going to Scotland"]

I slept all day today. I feel like a fucking loser. ComedySportz admittedly screwed me on my paycheck. I really need money and another job. Anybody have any leads?
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Coney Island [Feb. 8th, 2007|09:49 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | drained]
[Present Tunes |Patsy Kline, "Walking After Midnight"]

I must've bench-pressed three people last night. It was tough and rewarding in a manly sort of way. Then I chugged more beers than I can count. All-in-all I'd say it was a good potluck.
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My sister's new job [Feb. 7th, 2007|03:00 pm]
Lydia:  a friend hooked me up with a great job at America's Most Wanted.
Me: whahahahaha!?
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Writing at The Village, as copied from my notebook [Dec. 6th, 2006|11:09 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | chipper]
[Present Tunes |Tenacious D, "Master Exploder"]

  • Free Write:
    • Love
    • Warm blankets
    • snow up to my knees
    • a forest of snow capped fur trees
    • hot coffee
    • clove cigarettes
    • egg nog
    • christmas decorations
    • my eyes watering from the cold wind
    • iced over puddles
    • Bing Crosby
    • seeing friends and family
    • buying presents for people
    • making cookies with my mom
    • helping my dad stack firewood
    • watching movies with my sister in the dark fire lit living room
    • beating my brother at video games and then making fun of him for it even though I lost every time before that
    • old juke boxes
    • A Star Wars Christmas
    • O.B.G.Y.N. Kenobi
  • Hiku Surprise:
cigarettes are gross
I should really quit soon, dude
can I bum one more?

black lungs on a tray
I don't want to die like that
grandpa was a sign

Christmas is coming
I got you a present, Mom
I'm finished smoking

black coffee and friends
are my only two alies
in this battle. CHARGE!

sitting in my room
everyone else is sleeping
insomnia sucks

ten minutes after
you open I'm waiting to
enjoy some coffee

  • "Things I've touched on my table"


  • Observations:
    • the dudes in the booth to the left of me were talking about how scared the waiter is of them.
    • I just saw a dude that looked like the love child of J. Russ and Hunter Stackhouse.
    • I think the sun is moving faster than usual today. It was just hitting me in the face, but it's not anymore.
    • The waiter at The Village with the long pony tail plays World of Warcraft.
    • I need to be more hands on with my wardrobe.
    • I think it would be cool to bring back the 70's porno mustache. (ex: Tom Selleck)
    • I wish I was old enough to talk about the good old days.
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Fuck my ass, what else...? [Nov. 21st, 2006|04:53 pm]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | anxious]
[Present Tunes |Tenacious D, "Destiny"]

I feel like something really awesome is about to happen.

"The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale.
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said 'Ow.'"
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Rats off to ya! [Nov. 9th, 2006|11:40 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | content]
[Present Tunes |Against Me!, "Cliché Guevara"]

So this morning was fairly standard. Nic called me when he got to campus and we had a cigarette. While we were standing in front of The Village we were acosted by a 65 year old gay man in a snazzy business suit. He asked me the regular questions about my kilt. Then he asked me if I was wearing underwear. I told him that I was and then, like a mischevious southern belle, he told me that he doesn't wear any when he wears his kilt. He told us that he likes it when people come up behind him and lift it up really fast because, "if they want to see my 65 year old ass they're more than welcome."

With Nic off to class I went to the ATM and withdrew some money to get some eats at The Village. I got some coffee and a breakfast burrito with hashbrowns (hash browns, hash-browns?). The girl who I assume was the owners daughter played what had to have been every country song on the juke box. It took my entire meal, five cigarettes and eight cups of coffee to get to my songs. By the time Bone Machine was over I paid my check and went back to the ATM.

I made my way over to Lowes after withdrawing some more money. After searching through all the tools I found what I was looking for down the hardware isle. I purchased my professional hammer tacker (hammer styled stapler) and some stapes and I was out like Rumsfeld; which brings me to my next point and the reason for the title of this entry.

I'd like to send a big Rats Off to the Democrats for swinging the House (and hopefully the Senate) and a big good riddance to Ol' Rummy. I found out about Donnie's bow out while watching the latest episode of Rocketboom.

Now I'm off to advertise for The Pushers. I wonder what other nuggets of awesome the day may bring.
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(no subject) [Nov. 7th, 2006|08:20 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | chipper]
[Present Tunes |Say Anything, "Alive with the Glory of Love"]

voted like a motherfucker
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If I'm reading this then you're probably dead. [Oct. 9th, 2006|07:10 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | amused]
[Present Tunes |Styx, "Come Sail Away" and Dispatch, "The General"]

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apology [Sep. 23rd, 2006|06:34 am]
[Current Location |Richmond, VA, USA]
[Present Feelin's | rejuvenated]

the last few posts I made, which I erased, were one sided and immature, so here's a video of me testing out my microphone!
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kind of like life, a little bit, maybe [Sep. 8th, 2006|01:54 am]
[Present Feelin's | high]
[Present Tunes |Elliot Smith, "Between The Bars"]

I'm soundtracking a movie that I haven't made yet.
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